Bubba and Alice for Tuesday, January 2, 2001

It was pointed out to me that Bubba does not actually have large, gravity-defying breasts. Breasts and I hardly knew each other back then, though. She also isn't impossibly skinny in an idealized-comic-strip-character-impossibly-skinny sort of way. However, pretend she does and is, just because that particular cliche is a pet peeve of mine.